Simpsons Quotes

The latest episode of The Incomparable is fantastic; episode 410 - I Am Not a Crackpot. It's a draft of the best Simpsons Quotes with Jason Snell with Glenn Fleishman, Philip Michaels, John Siracusa, and Monty Ashley.

There are some absolutely classic Simpsons episodes, and many many fantastic quotes (mainly in the first 10 seasons). After listening to this podcast I had to try and put together some of my own favourite Simpsons quotes.

I tried to do a top 10, so here are 22…

The reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Bart's Comet - S06E14

Boy, everyone is stupid except me. Homer the Heretic - S04E03

(Loud Gulp) Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain. Bart's Inner Child - S05E07

The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. The Springfield Files - S08E10

When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you. Lisa's Date With Density - S08E07

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy - S05E14

But my mom says I'm cool. Burns' Heir - S05E18

What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway. Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield - S07E14

Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some time with the kids. The Springfield Files - S08E10

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it. Treehouse of Horror IV - S05E05

Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention... Science has it all. Bart's Comet - S06E14

In the area under "do not write in this space", he wrote, "Okay". Lisa the Beauty Queen - S04E04

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! The PTA Disbands - S06E21

Y'ello? You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel. Bart Gets Famous - S05E12

If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Lisa the Vegetarian - S07E05

Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation. Homer's Triple Bypass - S04E11

Are You hyperventilating? No, I just like to smell my lunch. Lisa's Rival - S06E02

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end up with us digging up a corpse? Lisa the Iconoclast - S07E16

There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. The PTA Disbands - S06E21

Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. Bart's Girlfriend - S06E07

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. Lisa's Substitute - S02E19

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